I’ve just linked a way more updated and super fancy meal plan for you to use! I hope this one is much more user friendly.
It also has options for vegan, dairy free, egg free, soy free, nut free… Etc.
I’ve been working on it for a while and tried to error proof as much as possible, but you know how it is when you’re too close to things… So if you spot an error please let me know!
Continuing the theme of “keto __-less hacks” here are some banana muffins that contain… No actual banana! I was really suspicious of this banana extract (found next to the vanilla) based on the smell, but I found the pumpkin really helped balance it out and give it a delicious authentic texture!
This is another modification of my pumpkin spice muffins. The texture of them is perfect, so I figured we shouldn’t mess with success. Note that if you’re not keto, you can 100% replace the pumpkin with mashed banana for a delicious sweetener free, gluten free, or even vegan treat.
Ingredients:
For the muffins:
1 cup pumpkin puree (unsweetened)
5 tbsp melted butter
(Vegan/DF: canned coconut cream)
2 tbsp sour cream (optional)
2 eggs
(Vegan/DF: 2tbsp psyllium husk mixed with 4tbsp hot water)
1 tsp banana extract
2 cups almond flour
1/4 cup coconut flour
2 tbsp flax meal
1 tbsp ground psyllium husk (optional but reduces crumbliness)
2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp salt
Optional Ingredients:
1/2 cup chopped pecans
24 Guittard bittersweet chocolate wafers, chopped (adds 15 cal / 1.5 net carb / 1 fat per muffin) – or sugar free chocolate chips
Stevia or pure monk fruit sweetener (but I promise, you don’t need it)
For the frosting:
8oz cream cheese, softened
1 stick butter, softened
1/4 cup heavy cream
generous splash of vanilla
Vegan/DF: Whip 1 14oz can coconut cream (best if refrigerated overnight) with 2 tsp vanilla until it resembles whipped cream.
Instructions: Preheat oven to 350F and grease a 12-muffin tin. Take out your cream cheese and butter (for the frosting) to soften.
Sift together dry ingredients in one bowl. In a separate bowl melt the butter, then stir in the pumpkin. Finally, add eggs and banana and stir. Combine wet and dry ingredients. Then stir in any extras.
Spoon into the muffin tins, and flatten tops since this batter does not rise. Bake for 25 minutes.
Meanwhile, make the frosting. Beat together all ingredients with a hand mixer until frosting consistency.
You can store these in the fridge for a week, but I recommend keeping the frosting separate and topping just as you are ready to eat.
Macros (recipe makes 12 servings):
Muffins: 185 cal | 3.5 net carb (8 total) | 16 fat | 6 protein Frosting: 135 cal | 1 carb | 14 fat | 1 protein per serving
The most important Thanksgiving and Christmas tradition in our family is Grandma’s chestnut stuffing. Obviously, stuffing is not at all keto-friendly, so I had to find a creative way to keep the tradition going this year.
These green beans turned out super fantastic and retained all the savory deliciousness I loved about the stuffing recipe!
Note that for the Thanksgiving meal pictured, I did use chestnuts because roasting them the night before is such an important part of our tradition. But for everyday keto use, they’re too high in carbs, so on regular nights I’ve been using pecans in their place.
Thanksgiving Dinner: green beans, keto rolls, and Brussels sprouts gratin.
Ingredients
1 stick butter (1/2 cup) (dairy free: use 1/4 cup oil)
1 shallot
3/4 cup chopped celery leaves (which is about the amount you can get out of one bundle of celery – if you can’t get celery with the leaves still on it, just chop up a few celery stalks)
1 tsp salt
3/4 tsp pepper
1 tbsp poultry seasoning
1 cup chopped pecans or walnuts
2 pounds green beans, ends removed (I prefer the slender french ones)
Recipe:
Preheat oven to 400F.
Melt the butter in a large skillet. Add in the shallot and celery leaves, cooking until the shallots are translucent.
Add in all the seasonings and pecans and cook a few minutes more.
Toss the green beans in the butter mixture until thoroughly coated, then spread over 2 large tinfoil-lined baking sheets (so that they are a single layer).
Bake about 15 minutes, until tender and slightly browned.
Feel free to adjust the serving size to better fit your macros for the day. But this easily makes 8 generous portions:
Makes 8 servings: 235 calories / 5.5 net carbs (10 total) / 22 fat / 4 protein each
Thanksgiving Dinner: green beans, keto rolls, and Brussels sprouts gratin.
This might be the single healthiest keto meal of all time. It tastes just as yummy as carb heavy oatmeal, but contains:
4.5g Omega 3s (415% DV)
14.5g Protein (17% of my personal needs)
9g Fiber (37% DV)
7.2mg Vitamin K (80% DV)
1.8mg Manganese (100% DV)
4.3mg iron (24% DV)
…all for only 4.5 net carbs!
Ingredients:
2 tbsp hemp seeds
2 tbsp almond flour
2 tbsp hazelnut meal
1 tbsp chia seeds
1 tbsp flax meal
1/2 cup water
Instructions:
Combine all dry ingredients and water over low heat. Cook about 5 minutes, just as you would regular oatmeal. You can also cook it in the microwave for about 45 seconds, but watch carefully because it likes to boil over!
I portion these out ahead of time and bring them to work in a pyrex, which is perfect for the microwave method. Just remember that flax and hemp should be refrigerated after opening.
Topping ideas:
Pumpkin pie spice or cinnamon
Cocoa powder
Vanilla or maple extract
Heavy whipping cream or coconut cream
Frozen raspberries (add them before cooking so they get juicy) and a spoon of nut butter
1 tbsp cocoa nibs and 1 tbsp peanut butter
Butter and cheese for grits style
Swap out the hazelnut meal for shredded coconut, or any other ground nut.
??? The possibilities are endless!
This recipe is highly flexible so feel free to substitute basically whatever you want in here (although hemp seeds are a major source of those nutritional benefits).
Macros: 360 cal | 4.5 net carb (10.5 total) | 30 fat | 14.5 protein
This is something I always keep in my freezer for a quick and protein-packed meal. Note, any tomato-based soup will always be a touch high in carbs (8 net). But as filling as it is, I hope this is something you can squeeze into your macros on those chilly fall and winter days.
Ingredients:
4 tbsp olive oil
1 shallot (or 1/2 yellow onion), diced
2 bell peppers, diced
3 stalks celery, diced
14oz can baby corn, drained, rinsed, and diced
Yes! Baby corn are low carb at 2 net carbs per 1/2 cup!
15oz can black soy beans, drained and rinsed
You can substitute 1, 12oz bag frozen shelled edamame for a remarkably close approximation to beans
For soy free, you can sub in chopped zucchini or cauliflower
Make sure to check the ingredients for added sugar!
1-2 cups vegetarian broth, as needed
2 cups meatless crumbles
I use Beyond Beef because they are soy and gluten free
Meat eaters can just use 1 pound ground beef here
You can sub in chopped zucchini, cauliflower, or more soy beans
Instructions: Heat oil in pan, then add shallots and sauté until translucent. Add peppers and celery, cooking until softened. Add corn, beans, tomato paste, diced tomatoes, and all seasoning. Add broth, as necessary, until the consistency looks about right (this will cook down a bit). Reduce heat to low and simmer another 30-60 minutes. Cook meatless crumbles in a skillet according to package directions, only stirring into the chili just before you take it off the stove (this keeps it from dissolving into the chili, yuck).
Veggies CookingAdd the spices…After broth has been added, before simmering.
Macros: Makes 6 servings: 275 cal | 8 net carb | 15 fat | 17 protein each
Recipe Notes: I’m a total wimp when it comes to spice. Honestly, its embarrassing. So feel free to double or triple the chili and cumin, even throw in some cayenne.
Note on Soy: Soy is a pretty controversial ingredient. It can disrupt your body’s estrogen receptors, potentially interfere with thyroid function, contains phytates (which act as anti-nutrients and may lead to leaky gut), has a high amount of omega 6, and is almost always GMO. Personally, I stick them in the “not good for you, but not terrible enough to avoid altogether” camp. I limit my consumption to the occasional meal, and never eat it in it’s processed form (so, no soy imitation meat for this girl). I find black soy beans to be the best option, texture wise, for an authentic yet keto-friendly chili. But ultimately, its up to you whether you’d like to include them. For some more info on soy, check out these sources: https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/is-soy-bad-for-you-or-good https://www.amymyersmd.com/2014/07/5-reasons-soy-is-not-a-health-food/
When I first made these muffins, my husband was literally swearing about their perfection as he ate them. Not gonna lie, some explicatives may have slipped out of my mouth too. The texture is authentic and the spice is delightful. These are a great ‘treat’ to pack for snacks at work, perhaps to accompany a cup of coffee?
Ingredients: For the muffins:
1 cup pumpkin puree (unsweetened)
5 tbsp melted butter
(Vegan/DF: canned coconut cream
2 eggs
(Vegan/DF: 2tbsp psyllium husk mixed with 4tbsp hot water)
1 tsp vanilla extract
2 cups blanched almond flour
1/4 cup coconut flour
(you can sub in protein powder for extra protein)
2 tbsp flaxseed meal
1 tbsp ground psyllium husk
(optional but reduces crumbliness)
2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
2 tsp pumpkin spice
Note: Its not a mistake, there are no sweeteners in this recipe! But if you’re looking for a sweeter treat, feel free to add a few drops stevia or pure monk fruit.
For the frosting:
8oz cream cheese, softened
1 stick butter, softened
generous splash of vanilla
Vegan/DF: Whip 1 14oz can coconut cream (best if refrigerated overnight) with 2 tsp vanilla until it resembles whipped cream.
Instructions: Preheat oven to 350F and grease a 12-muffin tin. Take out your cream cheese and butter (for the frosting) to soften.
Sift together dry ingredients in one bowl. In a separate bowl melt the butter, then stir in the pumpkin. Finally, add eggs and vanilla and stir. Combine wet and dry ingredients.
Spoon into the muffin tins, and flatten tops since this batter does not rise. Bake for 25 minutes.
Meanwhile, make the frosting. Beat together all ingredients with a hand mixer until frosting consistency.
Perfect inner texture.
You can store these in the fridge for a week, but I recommend keeping the frosting separate and topping just as you are ready to eat.
Macros (recipe makes 12 servings): Muffins: 185 cal | 3.5 net carb (8 total) | 16 fat | 6 protein Frosting: 135 cal | 1 carb | 14 fat | 1 protein per serving
I’m not sure whether these should be categorized as muffins, or brownies, or cupcakes, or crack… but whatever they are, they’re sure to satisfy any chocolate cravings!
Ingredients: For the muffins:
1 cup pumpkin puree (unsweetened)
2 tbsp melted butter
(Vegan/DF: canned coconut cream )
3 tbsp (39g) melted cocoa/cacao butter
(or more butter or any other oil, but cocoa butter adds a great white chocolate flavor)
2 eggs
(Vegan/DF: 2tbsp psyllium husk mixed with 4tbsp hot water)
1 tsp vanilla extract
2 cups blanched almond flour
3 tbsp cocoa powder
2 tbsp ground psyllium husk (for a cupcake texture)
Or 2 tbsp flax seed meal (for a fudgey texture)
2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
Optional Ingredients:
1/2 cup (56g) pecans, chopped
24 chopped Guittard bittersweet baking wafers, or Lily’s chocolate chips
liquid stevia or pure monk fruit. I find these muffins have a lovely dark chocolate fudge flavor without any sweetener, but you are welcome to add to taste.
For the frosting:
8oz cream cheese, softened
1 stick butter, softened
Splash heavy cream (about 2tbsp)
generous splash of vanilla
Vegan/DF: Whip 1 can coconut cream (best if refrigerated overnight) with 2 tsp vanilla until it resembles whipped cream.
Instructions: Preheat oven to 350F and grease a 12-muffin tin. Take out your cream cheese and butter to soften.
Sift together dry ingredients. Melt the butters, and then stir in the pumpkin. Finally, add eggs and vanilla and stir. Combine wet and dry ingredients.
Batter Will Be Thick
If desired, add chopped pecans and chocolate at this point. Or save the pecans to put on top, whatever you like.
Spoon into the muffin tins, and flatten tops since this batter does not rise. Bake for 25 minutes. (You can also make this in an 8×4 loaf pan by baking 50 minutes).
Meanwhile, make the frosting. Beat together all ingredients with a hand mixer until frosting consistency.
Perfect Inner Texture
You can store these in the fridge for a week, but I recommend keeping the frosting separate and topping just as you are ready to eat.
Macros (recipe makes 12 servings, no pecans or sweeteners): Muffins, no chocolate chips: 179 cal | 2 net carb (6 total) | 15 fat | 6 protein Muffins, with bittersweet wafers: 194 cal | 3 net carb (7.3 total) | 16 fat | 6 protein Frosting: 135 cal | 1 carb | 14 fat | 1 protein per serving